Sinful Secrets of Valletta Tour: Blood, Booty and Courtesans
Embark on an adventure where survival, dreams of a better life (against all odds), and desire collide, revealing the darker side of Valletta whilst viewing malta sightseeing places. Hear of tales risk takers, misery maximized for gold, love gone terribly wrong, exotic delicacies with a shocking past and much more during one of the best Malta tours.
★★★★★ Rated 5 out of 5
Knights, pirates, corsairs and courtesans - the people that shaped Valetta. If you want an ordinary walking Valetta tour, then there's plenty to choose from. But if you want an extraordinary walking tour, don't miss this one. Told through the mouth of a real 16th century pirate, the knights, corsairs, pirates and courtesans that shaped Valetta's colourful history are skillfully and entertainingly brought to life by your host Giacomo. Learn about the machinations of men and women, their greed, their desires and their influence. This is history as it happened in sinful detail. A truly entertaining and informative tour. Highly recommended.
- Murph890 - Trip Advisor Review Dec 2025
Tour Details
- Ages: 14+
- Starting Location: Auberge de Castille - In front of it by the fountain
- Tour Difficulty: Easy
- Photo Friendly: Yes
- Duration: 2.5 hours
- Ending Location: Lower Barrakka garden, Valletta
- What to wear: Comfortable clothes and walking shoes
- Guide: Licensed tourist guide in authentic Maltese corsair clothing (or not in clothing optional)
- Language: English
Overview
The Secrets of Valletta’s Streets await you! Experience one of the most media covered and best Malta Tours on the island.
Uncover the hidden and sinful chapters of Malta’s maritime city as your costumed corsair guide helps you learn the tricks of the trade to escape poverty whilst enjoying top Malta sightseeing places. You’ll discover why the Knights of St. John were more interested in booze, booty, and bootylicious wenches than actually, you know, being holy…
Hear how Malta turned plundering into a profitable career path. From forbidden love affairs, cunning courtesans and exotic worldwide delicacies with a sinister past, our costumed storyteller will bring Malta’s rich history to life in a thrilling, interactive, and engaging manner.
How will you rise through the ranks? Will you help your 17th century guide re-ignite his woman’s love and stop giving him the cold-shoulder? Are you ready to perfect the art of living fast, loving hard, and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake? Join and find out as you see why these legendary figures were hailed as protectors by everyday Maltese people yet despised by the feared Holy Roman Inquisition! Learn why even an angry Pope is forced to get involved, turns out, “What happens in Valletta”…didn’t always stay in Valletta!
Embark on your wildest ride this side of the Mediterranean, admire the rich architecture of Valletta’s Baroque buildings where each location holds naughty bits, that Valletta has been hiding for centuries including customs and sayings that would raise eyebrows today. Live forgotten stories, and get a raw, unfiltered glimpse into Malta’s colorful 17th Century as you become your past!
Don’t miss this fun opportunity to explore the streets filled with nautical naughtiness, historical hanky-panky, and puns so bad, they’re practically a sin. But hey, in Valletta, sin is just another way to win. Join us and discover the dark heart of Valletta where you literally “Get Rich or Die Trying!”
Uncover the hidden and sinful chapters of Malta’s maritime city as your costumed corsair guide helps you learn the tricks of the trade to escape poverty whilst enjoying top Malta sightseeing places. You’ll discover why the Knights of St. John were more interested in booze, booty, and bootylicious wenches than actually, you know, being holy…
Hear how Malta turned plundering into a profitable career path. From forbidden love affairs, cunning courtesans and exotic worldwide delicacies with a sinister past, our costumed storyteller will bring Malta’s rich history to life in a thrilling, interactive, and engaging manner.
How will you rise through the ranks? Will you help your 17th century guide re-ignite his woman’s love and stop giving him the cold-shoulder? Are you ready to perfect the art of living fast, loving hard, and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake? Join and find out as you see why these legendary figures were hailed as protectors by everyday Maltese people yet despised by the feared Holy Roman Inquisition! Learn why even an angry Pope is forced to get involved, turns out, “What happens in Valletta”…didn’t always stay in Valletta!
Embark on your wildest ride this side of the Mediterranean, admire the rich architecture of Valletta’s Baroque buildings where each location holds naughty bits, that Valletta has been hiding for centuries including customs and sayings that would raise eyebrows today. Live forgotten stories, and get a raw, unfiltered glimpse into Malta’s colorful 17th Century as you become your past!
Don’t miss this fun opportunity to explore the streets filled with nautical naughtiness, historical hanky-panky, and puns so bad, they’re practically a sin. But hey, in Valletta, sin is just another way to win. Join us and discover the dark heart of Valletta where you literally “Get Rich or Die Trying!”
Tour Highlights
- Valletta’s Sinful Streets: Explore Valletta, one of UNESCO’s naughtiest World Heritage Cities and top Malta sightseeing places, tracing the dark footsteps of the legendary Corsairs during the Knights of St John period.
- Scandalous Stories: Entertain yourself in tales of audacious plunder, unrestrained desires, and ingenious schemes that will make your lawyer blush and your history teacher weep.
- Dark Secrets: Learn why “going to Malta for business” was the 17th century’s equivalent of a Vegas trip. As you climb the ladder, find out how deep this rabbit hole goes. You’ll be surprised, hopefully not too shocked!
- Immersive and animated Storytelling: Step into the shoes of a struggling Valletta resident and see history through their eyes as your costumed guide helps you escape poverty through Malta turning “finders keepers” into an economic policy (don’t try this at home).
- Hidden Havens:Explore hidden off beaten paths such as the fabulous East street and the less visited but equally magnificent Lower Barrakka Garden, with its jaw-dropping views of our Grand Harbour ,that are Instagram gold (No filter needed) and will make your social media light up with jealous comments on one of the best Malta Tours!!
Tour Theme
Daring to Dream – Freedom vs Responsibility – Brotherhood and Loyalty – Risk-Taking and Adventure – Consequences of Greed – Ethics of Piracy – Profit through misery – Search for Love
Location Highlights
- Auberge de Castille
- St. James Cavallier
- Church of our Lady of Victory
- De Valette Statue
- Auberge D’Italie
- Merchant Street
- Castellania
- St. John’s Co-Cathedral
- Grand Master’s Palace – Back Entrance
- Valletta Food Market
- Oratory of the Jesuits
- Archbishop Street
- St. Ursula Church and Monastery
- East Street
- Site of Old Prison
- Lower Barrakka Garden with epic views of the Grand Harbour
Further Information
• Comfortable walking shoes.
• A hat in summer (although the narrow streets will be mostly shaded).
• Warm clothes in winter as Valletta can be chilly.
Professional Maltese Tour Guide, in costume portraying a real 17th century character to better tell this remarkable story. (or not in costume optional)
Entry to buildings is not included.
Participants must be 14 years old or above due to adult content involving sex, adultery, and more.
Our tours typically have a small group size to ensure a personalized experience.
The tour will only be cancelled in case of extreme weather conditions.
Unless there is extreme rainfall, the tour will still happen. If the tour is cancelled, we will notify you beforehand. We will always prioritize the safety and comfort of our clients first.
Your journey begins at the very top of this page.First step is to head to the top of page, and kindly fill in the details of your ideal date, preferred tour and add any extra tidbits that can jazz up your experience.Then just click on “Send Booking request” and we’ll be in touch with you within 48 hours
Once we’ve established a date and time and sorted all the details, the rest is easy.NO Deposit is Needed and all is paid on the day of the Tour itself :)NO Deposit is Needed and all is paid on the day of the Tour itself :)NO Deposit is needed. The amount is paid on the date of the tour :)
Cancellations or change of bookings are only allowed if received via email notification on [email protected] at least 24 hours before the tour commences.
Our tours are designed to be safe and enjoyable for all clients. We prioritise safety above all else and work with experienced guides and tour operators to ensure that all activities are conducted safely.
The tour is on even paved ground. However, a downward hill must be tackled to head towards the panoramic views.
The tour includes around 17 stops.
The route, sights, and topics may vary slightly depending on weather and any building works.
Approximately half an hour of walking is involved.The path is an easy one, flat ground and always heading downwards where steps are involved to our last few gems such as East Street and the Lower Barrakka Garden with Epic views of the Grand HarbourAlso pushchair friendly
Yes, ALL tours MUST be booked in advance.NO Deposit is Needed and all is paid on the day of the Tour itself :)
The meeting place is less than 10 minutes away from a public car park and the bus stop is less than 10 minutes’ walk away.Our Starting Location being Auberge De Castille is extremely easy to find and convenient whether your coming via cruise liner and exiting from the Upper Barrakka Garden ( less the 1 minute) or coming through Valletta Main Gate ( approx 5mins walk time from the main gate)
A Public Bathroom available close to the meeting place. (UPPER Barrakka Garden)A Second Public bathroom is available at the end of the tour. (LOWER Barrakka Garden)Kindly note at times opening hours of the Public Toilets may vary according to the to cleaners on dutyIn case of emergencies there are plenty of Cafes, restaurants close by with a tiolets/restrooms throughout your voyage :)
Yes, the tour is offered in English. (or Maltese)
Although much appreciated, it is solely up to you to decide whether or not to tip your tour guide.
Just email us on [email protected] and we will be glad to help out.
Please arrive 15 minutes early to check in with your guide.Also plan ahead for traffic to reach Valletta , since it’s our capital city.
Tour Pricing
Group Size
Price
1 to 2 people
€ 140
3 to 4 people
€160
5 to 10 people
€210
11 to 15 people
€250
16 to 30 people
€280
30 or more people
€320
Have any questions?
Wondering about something? If it's not in sight or a bit fuzzy don't hesitate! Email us at [email protected]
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- Client Testimonials
We’re proud to receive awesome client reviews
Like no other!Full immersion!The Tour is an immersive and captivating experience that delves deep into the island's tumultuous past. Our guide, dressed as a pirate, was incredible bringing the stories of Malta's infamous pirates to life. The tour covered significant part of Valletta. Each location was enriched with fascinating anecdotes and historical context.
The blend of history and entertainment made it engaging for all ages.The attention to detail in both the storytelling and the visual presentation was impressive, making the experience both informative and highly enjoyable.
Overall, the Tour is a must-do for history enthusiasts and families alike. It’s a unique way to explore Malta's rich maritime heritage and understand the pivotal role piracy played in its history.
- Babur B
Stop and Book This Tour!!!I cannot recommend Malta Themed Tours enough, what fun we had. Giacomo is such a warm personality and is such a well researched historian, it has been quite sometime since I have met someone who has taken so much care in curating how best to tell stories and share historical facts. We booked the tour late as it was a last minute plan to be in Mdina that day, Giacomo made it so easy to take a last minute booking and even still remembered our names as he did the rest of the tour group. If you are looking for a fresh and fun tour of some of Malta’s history or even if you are a local like me, looking for something new to experience, I really recommend booking a tour with Giacomo and then going for a late dinner after the tour. We are planning to do all of the tours that are offered this year. Thank you Giacomo for everything.
- Christina W
The best tour in Valletta!!!!Giacomo is such a wonderful guide! Prepare for a full immersion, as he's taking you on board! We learned so much during this tour, and we now view several buildings of Valletta under a different light! I had no idea of the history of Valletta under the Knights and Corsairs and not only Giacomo made the tour really informative but also memorable and interesting. Jokes were on point and his good mood was contagious. Such a perfect tour! We enjoyed it a lot, so much that now we want to treat ourselves with the tour of Mdina! Thank you Giacomo for your professionalism and the messages before and after the tour, it feels really nice and the experience is full!
- 0Hellish0
“EASILY THE BEST!"We have been organising Malta heritage tours for 15 years, and Giacomo is easily the best, most engaging guide we have ever come across.His tours are totally original and deeply researched, yet they're not a series of names and dates, but a very lively trip into a Malta's past, full of colourful characters and dramatic events.If you and yours want an informative, immersive and extremely amusing Malta tour, this is the one for you!
- Baroque5
"Must thing to do in Malta"Our guide really nailed it. He arrived dressed as a corsair and stayed in character throughout his entire "performance". Using a first-person story-telling style, he brought us back in time to actually feel the history. This tour checked every box - it was entertaining, informative, and memorable. I highly recommend them!
- David F
“Brilliant performance by a scoundrel!" -The guide was a murderous scoundrel (and pirate), but his performance was brilliant!It opened new and very interesting views on areas we thought we knew quite well.
- Lidingo2017
Best experience of my 2024The Valletta Sinful Secrets tour exceeded my expectations , I've travelled and done my share of tours, but this was like my top highlight to day!
Our guide (Giacomo) is exceptional from initial communication and meeting him, we knew we were in for a treat, he's warm, friendly and knows his stuff. We also had many a good laughs along the way. What fun it was seeing the capital from his themed perspective. Loved it!
Seriously you should charge enough more for the value of this wonderful experience ! Thank you for this treasure of a tour!
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- Tijonelson t
You wont find a better guide, to bring the history of Malta to life. His passion, knowledge and delivery really made our tour of Valetta special and memorable. Right from the initial contact, his communication was excellent and we thoroughly enjoyed our interactions with him over email and in person. Giacomo also gave us many ideas and suggestions about how to make the most of our week in Malta including places to visit and restaurant recommendations, which we really appreciated. His care and consideration was superb.
- Alison G
Absolutely fantastic!We had a tour of Mdina with Giacomo for my brother’s birthday and it was absolutely fantastic! It was the perfect balance of informative and light-hearted and fun. Giacomo was really knowledgable and made the tour feel very personal by involving us and getting to know us a bit along the way. I’d highly, highly recommend this for anyone interested in history and seeing some of the sights from Game of Thrones Series 1. Genuinely one of the most enjoyable and engaging tours I’ve done in years!
- Will D
We walked for 2 hours and didn’t even notice… it was THAT entertainingOur guide was so entertaining! We walked for 2 hours and didn’t even notice… it was THAT entertaining. I booked this tour for my husband since I’m a local but never really was interested in history but I really didn’t mind it and my husband (history fan) was happy with his gift. Would recommend to both people on holiday as well as locals since you are sure to learn something new.
- alessia Z
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