Dark Knights in Birgu: Grand Masters of Mayhem
Will you brave the treacherous alleys with your Knight of St. John Jean De Valette on our Malta Guided tours and discover Birgu’s darkest seaside secrets? book a private Malta group tours

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Me and my family had an amazing private trip of Mdina, the temples and three cities with Chris who provides insightful and interesting details about the history of landmarks and various locations. Chris was very engaging and fun to listen to.
- ChrisEsther B
Tour Details
- Ages: 14+
- Starting Location: Outside Birgu Main Gate - Porta d'Aragon
- Tour Difficulty: Easy
- Photo Friendly: Yes
- Duration: 2.5 hours
- Ending Location: Maritime Museum
- What to wear: Comfortable clothes and walking shoes
- Guide: Licensed Maltese tour guide in Knight of Malta clothing (or not in Knight clothing optional)
- Language: English
Overview
Join our Malta Guided tours and journey through Birgu’s troublesome history, where the streets have borne witness to a perpetual lack of peace and patrolling the streets is not for the faint-hearted!
In 1530, a colossal warship carrying “Monks of War” , the last remnants and major holy order of the Crusades, sails into the Grand Harbour, reshaping Birgu’s destiny forever. The impact, whether for the best or worst, is a decision we leave to your contemplation—just guard those thoughts closely, for the walls possess ears with evil intentions!
Birgu, a maritime haven, lures a cast of cunning characters—some foes, some friends—all perilous, each eagerly anticipating an opportunity to profit at the expense of another, perhaps even yourself!
Behind the formidable walls, an illusion of safety is crafted, yet the real peril looms within, and next door!
Along the way , expect to witness a tapestry of thrilling occurrences and city dwellers entangled in murder, internal strife, duels, and the mysterious of dreadful dungeons. Encounter the clandestine lives of ladies of the night, mischievous monks, and schemers on the loose. Yet for one French Knight, all this chaos can still provide an opportunity to rise through the ranks of the Order of St. John.
But there’s more than meets the eye—prepare to challenge common beliefs, de-code politically incorrect symbols, unravel myths, and explore unlikely legends
Your journey may be shortened through terrible tortures and executions. Yet, these are mere preludes to the impending storm stirred by the maritime breeze, but provoked and driven by the enigmatic inhabitants of this ancient city. This tale is a favorite of our Malta Guided tours, both solo tours and private Malta group tours. covering the arrival and beginning of the warrior monks Knights of St John’s turbulent period 1530 till 1551.
In 1530, a colossal warship carrying “Monks of War” , the last remnants and major holy order of the Crusades, sails into the Grand Harbour, reshaping Birgu’s destiny forever. The impact, whether for the best or worst, is a decision we leave to your contemplation—just guard those thoughts closely, for the walls possess ears with evil intentions!
Birgu, a maritime haven, lures a cast of cunning characters—some foes, some friends—all perilous, each eagerly anticipating an opportunity to profit at the expense of another, perhaps even yourself!
Behind the formidable walls, an illusion of safety is crafted, yet the real peril looms within, and next door!
Along the way , expect to witness a tapestry of thrilling occurrences and city dwellers entangled in murder, internal strife, duels, and the mysterious of dreadful dungeons. Encounter the clandestine lives of ladies of the night, mischievous monks, and schemers on the loose. Yet for one French Knight, all this chaos can still provide an opportunity to rise through the ranks of the Order of St. John.
But there’s more than meets the eye—prepare to challenge common beliefs, de-code politically incorrect symbols, unravel myths, and explore unlikely legends
Your journey may be shortened through terrible tortures and executions. Yet, these are mere preludes to the impending storm stirred by the maritime breeze, but provoked and driven by the enigmatic inhabitants of this ancient city. This tale is a favorite of our Malta Guided tours, both solo tours and private Malta group tours. covering the arrival and beginning of the warrior monks Knights of St John’s turbulent period 1530 till 1551.
Tour Highlights
- Experience Birgu’s early days with “Jean De Valette”—our Malta Guided tours reveal the city’s turbulent maritime history and plotting that would make Niccolo Machiavelli proud!
- Explore architecture and stories, walking the seaside streets where people built, lived, and died….not always in peaceful and natural serenity!
- Meet Birgu’s new inhabitants, feel their fears, hear their stories, and challenge the current system.
- Be witness an Monastic Order of Knights in total choas and on he brink of extinction as your guide in period costume, portrays one of the rise of Malta’s most famous French Knight of St. John through the savage and backstabbing streets of Birgu on one of our popular Malta group tours as well as solo tour.
Tour Theme
Brutality brought by Superstition – Curiosity and Fear of the Unknown – Change brings both danger and opportunity
Location Highlights
- Birgu (Vittoriosa) City Gate (Porta d’Aragon)
- Couvre Porte
- Cavalier of St John
- Old Universita’ Palace
- Inquisitor’s Palace
- Bishop’s Palace
- Knights’ Collachio Area
- Auberge d’Angleterre
- Auberge of France
- Auberge of Auvergne and Provence
- Auberge of Castille and Portugal
- Auberge of Germany
- Old Execution Site
- Victory Square
- St. Lawrence Church
- Maritime Museum
Further Information
• Comfortable walking shoes.
• A hat in summer (although the narrow streets will be mostly shaded).
• Warm clothes in winter as Birgu can be chilly
Professional Maltese Tour Guide, in costume portraying a 16th century character to better tell this remarkable story. (Or not in costume optional)
Entry to buildings is not included.
Participants must be 14 years old or above due to adult content
Our tours typically have a small group size to ensure a personalized experience.
The tour will only be cancelled in case of extreme weather conditions.
Unless there is extreme rainfall, the tour will still happen. If the tour is cancelled, we will notify you beforehand.. We will always prioritize the safety and comfort of our clients first.
Your journey begins at the very top of this page.First step is to head to the top of page, and kindly fill in the details of your ideal date, preferred tour and add any extra tidbits that can jazz up your experience.Then just click on “Send Booking request” and we’ll be in touch with you within 48 hours
Once we’ve established a date and time and sorted all the details, the rest is easy.NO Deposit is Needed and all is paid on the day of the Tour itself :)The amount is paid on the date of the tour. NO deposit is Needed :)
Cancellations or change of bookings are only allowed if received via email notification on [email protected] at least 48 hours before the tour commences.
Our tours are designed to be safe and enjoyable for all clients. We prioritise safety above all else and work with experienced guides and tour operators to ensure that all activities are conducted safely.
The tour is mostly on even paved ground. However a great number of steps must be tackled throughout and to go on top of the ramparts and witness the panoramic views.
The tour includes around 17 stops.
The route, sights, and topics may vary slightly depending on weather and any building works.
Approximately half an hour of walking is involved.
Yes, all tours must be booked in advance.NO Deposit is Needed and all is paid on the day of the Tour itself :)
The meeting place is less than 5 minutes away from the bus stop, and nearby parking is available.
No, but in case of emergencies a number of coffee shops , bars and restaurants with triolets are available.
Yes, the tour is offered in English.
Although much appreciated, it is solely up to you to decide whether or not to tip your tour guide.
Just email us on [email protected] and we will be glad to help out.
Please arrive 15 minutes early to check in with your guide.
Tour Pricing
Group Size
Price
1 to 2 people
€ 140
3 to 4 people
€160
5 to 10 people
€210
11 to 15 people
€250
16 to 30 people
€280
30 or more people
€320
Have any questions?
Wondering about something? If it's not in sight or a bit fuzzy don't hesitate! Email us at [email protected]
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October 29, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
On this Medieval Mdina Scheduled Tour discover the secrets of Mdina's elite as they plot their way to the top during a time of civil war, sieges, and invasions. Amidst backstabbing and betrayal, the families that made Mdina great still find time for infidelity and bed hopping, all while shaping the destiny of Malta. Join your costumed Rogue Malta Tour guide on a journey through their little-known but intriguing story.
October 31, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Uncover the captivating and colourful live of one of Valletta's infamous Sea Captains. Meet unruly nasty knights, tortured and suppressed slaves as well as devoted prostitutes followed by naughty nuns. Learn about the dark forgotten industry of piracy that once formed the daily bread of most of the island's population and hear the lies that ignited it. Tales of plunder, promiscuity gone wild, and peril await you. These stories of battles on sea, land and in the bedroom are sure to leave you breathless.
November 1, 2025
10:00 am - 12:30 pm
Meet Maltese besieged in this infernal corner of hell that is Birgu during the 1565 Great Siege of Malta. Hear their tales of bravery, brutality and misery as you experience the true meaning of desperation and compelling willpower in Malta's greatest story of blood, battles and Birgu's darkest day!
November 5, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
On this Medieval Mdina Scheduled Tour discover the secrets of Mdina's elite as they plot their way to the top during a time of civil war, sieges, and invasions. Amidst backstabbing and betrayal, the families that made Mdina great still find time for infidelity and bed hopping, all while shaping the destiny of Malta. Join your costumed Rogue Malta Tour guide on a journey through their little-known but intriguing story.
November 7, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Uncover the captivating and colourful live of one of Valletta's infamous Sea Captains. Meet unruly nasty knights, tortured and suppressed slaves as well as devoted prostitutes followed by naughty nuns. Learn about the dark forgotten industry of piracy that once formed the daily bread of most of the island's population and hear the lies that ignited it. Tales of plunder, promiscuity gone wild, and peril await you. These stories of battles on sea, land and in the bedroom are sure to leave you breathless.
November 12, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
€15.00
On this Medieval Mdina Scheduled Tour discover the secrets of Mdina's elite as they plot their way to the top during a time of civil war, sieges, and invasions. Amidst backstabbing and betrayal, the families that made Mdina great still find time for infidelity and bed hopping, all while shaping the destiny of Malta. Join your costumed Rogue Malta Tour guide on a journey through their little-known but intriguing story.
November 14, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
€15.00
Uncover the captivating and colourful live of one of Valletta's infamous Sea Captains. Meet unruly nasty knights, tortured and suppressed slaves as well as devoted prostitutes followed by naughty nuns. Learn about the dark forgotten industry of piracy that once formed the daily bread of most of the island's population and hear the lies that ignited it. Tales of plunder, promiscuity gone wild, and peril await you. These stories of battles on sea, land and in the bedroom are sure to leave you breathless.
November 19, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
€15.00
On this Medieval Mdina Scheduled Tour discover the secrets of Mdina's elite as they plot their way to the top during a time of civil war, sieges, and invasions. Amidst backstabbing and betrayal, the families that made Mdina great still find time for infidelity and bed hopping, all while shaping the destiny of Malta. Join your costumed Rogue Malta Tour guide on a journey through their little-known but intriguing story.
November 21, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
€15.00
Uncover the captivating and colourful live of one of Valletta's infamous Sea Captains. Meet unruly nasty knights, tortured and suppressed slaves as well as devoted prostitutes followed by naughty nuns. Learn about the dark forgotten industry of piracy that once formed the daily bread of most of the island's population and hear the lies that ignited it. Tales of plunder, promiscuity gone wild, and peril await you. These stories of battles on sea, land and in the bedroom are sure to leave you breathless.
November 26, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
€15.00
On this Medieval Mdina Scheduled Tour discover the secrets of Mdina's elite as they plot their way to the top during a time of civil war, sieges, and invasions. Amidst backstabbing and betrayal, the families that made Mdina great still find time for infidelity and bed hopping, all while shaping the destiny of Malta. Join your costumed Rogue Malta Tour guide on a journey through their little-known but intriguing story.
November 28, 2025
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm
€15.00
Uncover the captivating and colourful live of one of Valletta's infamous Sea Captains. Meet unruly nasty knights, tortured and suppressed slaves as well as devoted prostitutes followed by naughty nuns. Learn about the dark forgotten industry of piracy that once formed the daily bread of most of the island's population and hear the lies that ignited it. Tales of plunder, promiscuity gone wild, and peril await you. These stories of battles on sea, land and in the bedroom are sure to leave you breathless.

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Like no other!Full immersion!The Tour is an immersive and captivating experience that delves deep into the island's tumultuous past. Our guide, dressed as a pirate, was incredible bringing the stories of Malta's infamous pirates to life. The tour covered significant part of Valletta. Each location was enriched with fascinating anecdotes and historical context.
The blend of history and entertainment made it engaging for all ages.The attention to detail in both the storytelling and the visual presentation was impressive, making the experience both informative and highly enjoyable.
Overall, the Tour is a must-do for history enthusiasts and families alike. It’s a unique way to explore Malta's rich maritime heritage and understand the pivotal role piracy played in its history.
- Babur B
Stop and Book This Tour!!!I cannot recommend Malta Themed Tours enough, what fun we had. Giacomo is such a warm personality and is such a well researched historian, it has been quite sometime since I have met someone who has taken so much care in curating how best to tell stories and share historical facts. We booked the tour late as it was a last minute plan to be in Mdina that day, Giacomo made it so easy to take a last minute booking and even still remembered our names as he did the rest of the tour group. If you are looking for a fresh and fun tour of some of Malta’s history or even if you are a local like me, looking for something new to experience, I really recommend booking a tour with Giacomo and then going for a late dinner after the tour. We are planning to do all of the tours that are offered this year. Thank you Giacomo for everything.
- Christina W
The best tour in Valletta!!!!Giacomo is such a wonderful guide! Prepare for a full immersion, as he's taking you on board! We learned so much during this tour, and we now view several buildings of Valletta under a different light! I had no idea of the history of Valletta under the Knights and Corsairs and not only Giacomo made the tour really informative but also memorable and interesting. Jokes were on point and his good mood was contagious. Such a perfect tour! We enjoyed it a lot, so much that now we want to treat ourselves with the tour of Mdina! Thank you Giacomo for your professionalism and the messages before and after the tour, it feels really nice and the experience is full!
- 0Hellish0
“EASILY THE BEST!"We have been organising Malta heritage tours for 15 years, and Giacomo is easily the best, most engaging guide we have ever come across.His tours are totally original and deeply researched, yet they're not a series of names and dates, but a very lively trip into a Malta's past, full of colourful characters and dramatic events.If you and yours want an informative, immersive and extremely amusing Malta tour, this is the one for you!
- Baroque5
"Must thing to do in Malta"Our guide really nailed it. He arrived dressed as a corsair and stayed in character throughout his entire "performance". Using a first-person story-telling style, he brought us back in time to actually feel the history. This tour checked every box - it was entertaining, informative, and memorable. I highly recommend them!
- David F
“Brilliant performance by a scoundrel!" -The guide was a murderous scoundrel (and pirate), but his performance was brilliant!It opened new and very interesting views on areas we thought we knew quite well.
- Lidingo2017
Best experience of my 2024The Valletta Sinful Secrets tour exceeded my expectations , I've travelled and done my share of tours, but this was like my top highlight to day!
Our guide (Giacomo) is exceptional from initial communication and meeting him, we knew we were in for a treat, he's warm, friendly and knows his stuff. We also had many a good laughs along the way. What fun it was seeing the capital from his themed perspective. Loved it!
Seriously you should charge enough more for the value of this wonderful experience ! Thank you for this treasure of a tour!
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- Tijonelson t
You wont find a better guide, to bring the history of Malta to life. His passion, knowledge and delivery really made our tour of Valetta special and memorable. Right from the initial contact, his communication was excellent and we thoroughly enjoyed our interactions with him over email and in person. Giacomo also gave us many ideas and suggestions about how to make the most of our week in Malta including places to visit and restaurant recommendations, which we really appreciated. His care and consideration was superb.
- Alison G
Absolutely fantastic!We had a tour of Mdina with Giacomo for my brother’s birthday and it was absolutely fantastic! It was the perfect balance of informative and light-hearted and fun. Giacomo was really knowledgable and made the tour feel very personal by involving us and getting to know us a bit along the way. I’d highly, highly recommend this for anyone interested in history and seeing some of the sights from Game of Thrones Series 1. Genuinely one of the most enjoyable and engaging tours I’ve done in years!
- Will D
We walked for 2 hours and didn’t even notice… it was THAT entertainingOur guide was so entertaining! We walked for 2 hours and didn’t even notice… it was THAT entertaining. I booked this tour for my husband since I’m a local but never really was interested in history but I really didn’t mind it and my husband (history fan) was happy with his gift. Would recommend to both people on holiday as well as locals since you are sure to learn something new.
- alessia Z
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