Pirate’s Paradise: Valletta’s Dark Secrets
Valletta, back then an infamous limestone lair of sin, greed and violence. During your day trips in Malta hear of men and women from Valletta, profiting from misery all around, all in the name of God and Gold
★★★★★ 5/5
Rarely can one find such passion, dedication and outstanding delivery in a walking tour. From the very beginning to the last second, Chris goes above and beyond to show you Malta's real history which is simply fascinating. His role of the corsair Xandru is convincing and backed up with factual information, researched together with his colleague Giacomo. The stories are very intriguing, at times gruesome, but hey, that's how it was, that stuff was real and these ARE the real Malta tours after all... It may not be to everyone's liking, but that is to be expected and is also clearly stated. For me, a history buff, this was more than I could've hoped for. I happened to have a private tour, so Chris, his sailor Artor and I went on a walk through Valletta, a walk through the centuries of Maltese survival on this fortress of an island, and the walk was just unforgettable. Well done, kappelan!
- Cypreon020
Tour Details
- Ages: 16+
- Starting Location: Upper Barrakka Garden
- Tour Difficulty: Easy
- Photo Friendly: Yes
- Duration: 2 hours
- Ending Location: Grandmaster's Palace
- What to wear: Comfortable clothes and walking shoes
- Guide: Licensed tourist guide in authentic corsair costume
- Language: English
Overview
As you admire prominent Baroque architecture, you’ll be gripped, entertained , shaken (hopefully not stirred) by the tales of a well-organized and legalized industry of theft and terror at sea that financed them! In this interactive and immservie tour you join some of the most ruthless cutthroats and seductive ladies of the night in the entire Mediterranean to our shores that came for different kinds of day trips in Malta.
We think were smart today! Surprise yourself, come along and see at just how imaginative in their tricks these cunning Maltese Corsairs and Courtesans could be. Brains as well as brawn, a dangerous cocktail indeed!
Enjoy and be part of escapes from imminent death and despair on land and on sea brought to life by your expert tour guide in authentic corsair clothing. Hear of stories and deeds that would put Hollywood to shame, and that really happened in some of the prominent Valletta palaces to visit Malta.
Is the worst of tortures just a means to keep to an important conversation going? Do you have what it takes to survive the streets of Valletta ruled by the Knights of St John? Judge for yourselves as you experience daily life in the city!
Discover the real origin of worldwide delicacies we today take for granted but that have a sinister past. (That you would have never guessed)
Learn a number of old Maltese sayings and culinary recipes still used today, and the irony of their origin (of which even Many Maltese are not aware of, despite using daily!)
Not forgetting… carnal desires and tales of love gone terribly wrong as our Corsairs gamble their lives and much, much more! Make the best of your day trips to Malta and book this Valletta tour where you dance between the sacred and the sinful history of Malta’s Capital city.
We think were smart today! Surprise yourself, come along and see at just how imaginative in their tricks these cunning Maltese Corsairs and Courtesans could be. Brains as well as brawn, a dangerous cocktail indeed!
Enjoy and be part of escapes from imminent death and despair on land and on sea brought to life by your expert tour guide in authentic corsair clothing. Hear of stories and deeds that would put Hollywood to shame, and that really happened in some of the prominent Valletta palaces to visit Malta.
Is the worst of tortures just a means to keep to an important conversation going? Do you have what it takes to survive the streets of Valletta ruled by the Knights of St John? Judge for yourselves as you experience daily life in the city!
Discover the real origin of worldwide delicacies we today take for granted but that have a sinister past. (That you would have never guessed)
Learn a number of old Maltese sayings and culinary recipes still used today, and the irony of their origin (of which even Many Maltese are not aware of, despite using daily!)
Not forgetting… carnal desires and tales of love gone terribly wrong as our Corsairs gamble their lives and much, much more! Make the best of your day trips to Malta and book this Valletta tour where you dance between the sacred and the sinful history of Malta’s Capital city.
Tour Highlights
- Explore Valletta, a UNESCO World Heritage City, tracing the dark footsteps of the legendary Corsairs during the Knight’s period during your day trips to Malta.
- Re-live the times as your guide plays the role of real life Captain in the Corsair Fleet to give you a feel of the time.
- Venture through infamous streets such as Merchant Street and other streets frequented by these Maltese sea wolves to conduct their business and even more importantly for pleasure and mischief…
- Learn about the real truth behind the cause of Malta’s most prominent historical events, still affecting our culture today.
- Discover stories about important buildings you would not normally see and tales that occurred in other streets you would not normally hear about in top places to visit Malta.
Tour Theme
Daring to dream – Freedom vs Responsibility – Brotherhood and Loyalty – Risk-Taking and Adventure – Consequences of Greed – Ethics of Piracy.
Location Highlights
- Auberge de Castille
- St James Cavallier
- De Valette Statue
- Auberge D’Italie
- Merchant Street
- Castellania
- Monte di Pieta
- Banca Giuratale
- Grand Master’s Palace – back entrance
- Valletta Food Market
- Oratory of the Jesuits
- St. Ursula Church and Monastery
- East Street
- Lower Barrakka Garden with epic views of the Grand Harbour
Further Information
• Comfortable walking shoes.
• A hat in summer (although the narrow streets will be mostly shaded).
• Warm clothes in winter as Valletta can be chilly.
Professional Maltese Tour Guide, in costume portraying a real 17th century character to better tell this remarkable story.
Entry to buildings is not included.
Participants must be 16 years old or above due to adult content involving sex, adultery, and more.
Our tours typically have a small group size to ensure a personalized experience.
The tour will only be cancelled in case of extreme weather conditions.
Unless there is extreme rainfall, the tour will still happen. If the tour is cancelled, we will notify you beforehand and refund your order. We will always prioritize the safety and comfort of our clients first.
Your journey begins at the very top of this page.
First step is to head to the top of page, and kindly fill in the details of your ideal date, preferred tour and add any extra tidbits that can jazz up your experience.
Then just click on “Send Booking request” and we’ll be in touch with you within 48 hours
Once we’ve established a date and time and sorted all the details, the rest is easy.
The amount is paid on the date of the tour.
Cancellations or change of bookings are only allowed if received via email notification on [email protected] at least 48 hours before the tour commences.
Our tours are designed to be safe and enjoyable for all clients. We prioritise safety above all else and work with experienced guides and tour operators to ensure that all activities are conducted safely.
The tour is on mostly even paved ground. However a number of shallow steps must be tackled.
The tour includes around 17 stops.
The route, sights, and topics may vary slightly depending on weather and any building works.
Approximately half an hour of walking is involved.
Yes, all tours must be booked in advanced.
The meeting place is less than 10 minutes away from a public car park and the bus stop is less than 10 minutes’ walk away.
A Public Bathroom available at the meeting place.
Yes, the tour is offered in English.
Although much appreciated, it is solely up to you to decide whether or not to tip your tour guide.
Just email us on [email protected] and we will be glad to help out.
Please arrive 15 minutes early to check in with your guide.
Tour Pricing
Group Size
Price
1 to 2 people
€ 140
3 to 4 people
€160
5 to 10 people
€210
11 to 15 people
€250
16 to 30 people
€280
30 or more people
€320
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On this Medieval Mdina Scheduled Tour discover the secrets of Mdina's elite as they plot their way to the top during a time of civil war, sieges, and invasions. Amidst backstabbing and betrayal, they still find time for infidelity and bed hopping, all while shaping the destiny of Malta. Join your costumed Malta Tour guide on a journey through their little-known but intriguing story.
Uncover the captivating and colourful lives of Valletta's infamous Corsairs. Meet unruly nasty knights, tortured and suppressed slaves as well as devoted prostitutes followed by naughty nuns. Learn about the dark forgotten industry of piracy that once formed the daily bread of most of the island's population and hear the lies that ignited it. Tales of plunder, promiscuity gone wild, and peril await you. These stories of battles on sea, land and in the bedroom are sure to leave you breathless.
Uncover the captivating and colourful lives of Valletta's infamous Corsairs. Meet unruly nasty knights, tortured and suppressed slaves as well as devoted prostitutes followed by naughty nuns. Learn about the dark forgotten industry of piracy that once formed the daily bread of most of the island's population and hear the lies that ignited it. Tales of plunder, promiscuity gone wild, and peril await you. These stories of battles on sea, land and in the bedroom are sure to leave you breathless.
Uncover the captivating and colourful lives of Valletta's infamous Corsairs. Meet unruly nasty knights, tortured and suppressed slaves as well as devoted prostitutes followed by naughty nuns. Learn about the dark forgotten industry of piracy that once formed the daily bread of most of the island's population and hear the lies that ignited it. Tales of plunder, promiscuity gone wild, and peril await you. These stories of battles on sea, land and in the bedroom are sure to leave you breathless.
- Client Testimonials
We’re proud to receive awesome client reviews
This whole experience was fantastic, from the very funny back and forth emails with Giacomo when booking from England before we went (thanks also for the many helpful tips for things to do and see on the Maltese islands, many of which we ended up doing), to the evening itself with the simply brilliant Chris as the Corsair. Extremely educational and delivered with infectious enthusiasm. Puts everything in a much wider context; this isn't the conventional 'pantomime' piracy of eye patches, pieces of eight and parrots, but more about profiteering as a mutually advantageous political discourse to both defend the Grand Harbour and contribute to the coffers of the Knights of St John. As my daughter says below, don't miss it, there's nothing else like it.
- ShotsGeoff
Greatly recommend. Very happy that I found them. The best corsair in the Mediterranean.
Firstly, I am extremely grateful for the time Giacomo and Chris spent with me on trying to understand our needs and desires, working on setting up a nice tour to fit the budget and everyone's needs as we had 7 year old with us as well. Secondly, consideration and patience, also involving our kid (later we found out that Chris is also a teacher) and fitting into our schedule. Lastly, thank you for your personal untraditional point of view and interpretation, it was really refreshing.
- Star929
We were on a cruise and stopped in Malta. I arranged a tour with Chris who was exceptional. He customized our tour according to our time and requests. He was friendly and kind and extremely knowledgeable. We enjoyed our time with him and loved the tour of Malta. I would highly recommend him!
- MMM
I visited Malta with my adult son, who is, usually, not fond of guided tours, so I tried to find something exceptional to get him interested, and - yes! - this corsair tour was absolutely brilliant! We were lucky to have it all for ourselves - as it happen no other guests booked the tour on the same evening. The only disadvantage was the noise - streets of Valletta is overcrowded in the evening, and sometimes our points of interest were surrounded with loud music and noisy people, but in general it was very good anyway. We both highly recommend it!
- Julia
My husband booked this walking tour as part of our wedding anniversary stop over in Valletta. We have stopped in Valletta a couple of times but we learnt so much about places we have walked past previously, on this 2 hour tour with Chris aka Shandru.
We were the only people doing the tour on this rainy evening but the guide still put lots into the tour. We thoroughly enjoyed learning about the Corsairs in Malta and its not a long walk so is suitable for all ages. Think my grandchildren would love some of the stories and being shown around by a real life Corsair (legal pirate).
We were the only people doing the tour on this rainy evening but the guide still put lots into the tour. We thoroughly enjoyed learning about the Corsairs in Malta and its not a long walk so is suitable for all ages. Think my grandchildren would love some of the stories and being shown around by a real life Corsair (legal pirate).
- Jeanette W
This is not your conventional tour! It present a side of Maltese history that - even though very intriguing - hasn't been spoken of enough! Chris, the tour guide, is clearly very passionate about the tour and history. He himself becomes part of the story, with colourful descriptions based on a lot of research. Informative and fun, with details that surprised me (even though I'm a local!)
- Dylan
We highly recommend you add this tour to your Malta activities! Chris is in full Corsair character and does an outstanding job in bringing history to life! He tells interesting stories about fascinating historic characters and does it all with humor so that we really enjoyed listening and laughing! Our evening walk was perfect as the crowds had left and we could really imagine all the stories with beautiful Valletta as the setting. We learned so much about the Maltese and the Knights of Malta! An excellent activity for all ages! Thank you Chris.
- TravelingTanja7
A good visit with an amazing guide. Absolutely recommendable. The explanations were funny and unpublished. I hadn’t read these stories on any website
- pazgonzlezmiranda
We did half day trip to Hagair Qim, Marsaxlokk and Blue Grotto. I enjoyed the trip even I was there 3rd time. ;) Chris Schembri is a good guide and simpatic person, very into Maltese history and devoted to his work. Highly recommended. Btw. I lost your visit card, but I want photo of our group! :D
- Ludwika
I was looking for unique tours in Malta and was so happy to find this company. And they didn't disappoint! I had a fabulous tour with Chris, or rather I should say Xandro the Corsair :) He is a great storyteller, passionate and engaging! The organisation of the tour is well done, providing fascinating facts that I would never have imagined! It gave me a whole new perspective on Valletta and Malta. My only regret is that I didn't have time to do more tours with them. I guess I'll just have to come back soon! Thanks so much!!
- pariswithlove
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